Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Dudefest Drink & Noms Menus

#1 BACON BEER! – The first. The only. BACON BEER!
#2 Lab ‘N Lager — bacon beer with fur of @BrunotheDog (guest of honor)
Bacon Wine!
#3 Baconrita – tequila, bacon, more bacon, triple sec or Grand Marnier, fresh lime, more bacon
#4 Razzmatazz – salmon, tuna, bacon, ham, blended with gin, chilled glass
#5 Dudaroni! – pepperoni blended to perfection and mixed with Bacon Beer
#6 Princess Poison – sweet and fruity umbrella drink for the ladies *giggles*
#7 Hound Dog – blended hot dogs and whisky, served chunky
#8 RottieRita – root beer, Navan vanilla liquor, vodka, dollop of vanilla ice cream, bacon chaser
#9 Pickled Herring – vodka, citrus, bloody Mary mix, sweet pickle relish, wedge of lime, celery salt rim, herring garnish
#10 Cat-mopolitian – cranberry juice, vodka, Grand Marnier, catnip float, salmon garnish
#11 Niptini – The classic #pawty drink!
#12 Veganrita – v-8 juice and tequila with a splash of Grand Marnier
#13 Whine – Red, white or rose
#14 Duck blind - Basic Here Duckie!!! with a vodka pond added, frozen and blended, sushi float
#15 Loose Moose Juice - moose droppings (anipal-safe chocolate-covered almonds) blended with gin
#16 Hooch (@PierrethePoodle's special blend of fire water) no limits! Bacon or regular!

Non-alcoholic Concoctions

#1 Here Duckie!!! – extra large martini glass w/ pummeled pond grass, lemonlime, and a sushi float
#2 Water – large or small bowl with ice cubes
#3 White heaven – milk for the kitties
#4 Go Bananas! - something special for Kolo and friends
#5 Opaque heaven – tuna juice straight up, no chaser
#6 Catachino – hot coffee whipped with cream
#7 Tea please – choice of teas
#8 B Brothers Coffee - A special blend created by @BrunotheDog and @BrutustheDane naturally roasted coffee with the essence of toot (rotten eggs and tuna)

Dudefest Noms!

#1 Bruno’s Meat Pie — Bruno's favorite meat pie
#2 Tootybrutie — chili with extra beans
#3 Trailertoots — Swanson's bacon-beer battered chicken dinner
#4 Sydsoup - white bean soup
#5 Swankyhanks — hot dogs and beans
#6 Smokinsids — brown beans w/pork
#7 Uh-oh-oaties — beans and rice
#8 Poopinpeties — bean and nip
#9 Gut Grenade – ribs, beans (with extra pork), cornbread, spicy fries, comes with a Bacon Beer
#10 Farts on a Stick! – bologna rollups
#11 Lettuce Dance – wedge salad with tiny tomatoes and crumbled blue cheese (choice of dressing)
#12 Flickin chicken – Shredded chicken salad sandwich, hold the lettuce

#13 BACON! OMD BACON! – 1 pound of overcooked bacon, crispy, crunchy, yummy bacon
#14 Schmooopy shrooms – crab stuffed mushrooms
#15 It fell on the floor – kitchen surprise
#16 Tootsie Roll – special treat for the dogs
#17 Bird Flew – honey mustard chicken skewers
#18 Swine Flew – BBQ pork skewers
#19 Ham dinner! - Ham, au gratin potatoes, green beans, mustard sauce
#20 Corn cob – a corn cob for your digging and burying pleasure
#21 HOT DOG! - Grilled natural casing franks with fresh homemade rolls

#22 OMD! Cheeseburger cooked rare with all the fixings
#23 Pizza – veggie pizza (also available with hamburger or pepperoni)
#24 Stealth Farts - Deviled eggs
#25 Bunny BMs - candy-coated bunny poos (no need to order--snack bowls located on all bars and tables, neverending!)
#26 Cheesy Potato Beer Soup - Daffy's specialty
#27 Toad Tasties - crickets and crispy cricket legs
#28 Frog Freshies - variety basket of grasshoppers
#29 Maddy Fingers - Chicken fingers
#30 The Frugal Dougal Special - Three of everything! He's the anipal who started it all!

Dudefest Desserts!

#1 The HanseeSundae - Three scoops of ice cream (beef chicken and pork topped with whipped whipped cream and sprinkled with bacon and sausage bits.
#2 The Kolo Martin - chocolate covered banana
#3 The SydPie - A deep, rich (safe for animals) chocolate pie with swirls of fleur de sel caramel
#4 Feline Fantasy - lightly whipped tuna mousse studded with bits of nip. Garnished with catnip chips.
#5 The three fish souffle
#6 Lemon, champagne strawberry gratin with pistachio Ice cream and banana crisp
#7 Coconut fruit soup with mango chips and caramel ice cream
#8 Teddy bear chocolate mousse - a favorite of Henryandfriends. For dipping pleasure, a pistachio and hazelnut biscotti
#9 The Rubber ducky - citrus fruit jellies in passionfruit, lemon and peach.
#10 Brutus The Danish - for anipals who prefer breakfast sweets, cheese or fruit danish
#11 The Happpiii - a platter of everything, guaranteed to make you wave with glee
#12 The Hank the Doggy Oreo cheesecake with a nutty graham cracker crust
#13 Big Boy Bosco - Frosty paws milkshake. Add your own mix-ins. Guaranteed to NOT give you a stomach ache ;-)
#14 The Super Muffy - one ball of coconut flavored cotton candy surrounded by two balls of pink lemonade cotton candy
#15 Whoa! – Aerosol can whipped cream
#16 BunnyLoadCakes - baked specially by no_crybaby_doGs' mom, bunny poos baked into a delicious carrot cake
#17 The Bruno Original - Apple-nougat tart (sauteed apples, nougat almond mix, traditional sweet dough base)
#18 The Bruno in Maine - Pear almond & apricot tartlets
#19 The Fruity Bruno - Strawberry rhubarb tart with almond cream, strawberry gelee and rhubarb compote
#20 The Nutty Bruno - Vanilla nougat with chunks of almonds, dried cherries and chunks of dried beef

For more great desserts, visit The Flicka da Cookie Cafe, presented to you by Cookie man @sadlovelyheart and Flicka @flicka47


  1. Wow I got my very own menu item hee hee such fun mai pals such fun.
    Frugal Dougal

  2. ooooh there's even one for teddy bears :) and it sounds really yummy:):)